"Raptor Fun with Puzzles & Jokes"
The Raptor Joke Book
Section 1: Short and Sweet
- Why did the velociraptor cross the road? To get to the Jurassic park!
- What do you call a raptor who likes to party? A dino-mite!
- Why did the raptor fail his math test? He couldn't keep up with the dinosaurs!
Section 2: Riddles
- What do you get when you cross a raptor and a triceratops? A dino-mite joke!
- Why did the raptor go to school? To learn how to catch prey!
- What do you call a sleeping raptor? A dino-snore!
Section 3: Punny Fun
- Why did the raptor get kicked out of the park? He was caught Jurassic parking!
- What do you call a group of raptors playing instruments? A dino-band!
- Why do raptors always win in sports? They have a dino-mite attitude!
